The absolute best article ever written on DeFi Kingdoms

The name literally means “moon” in spanish…if you don’t buy it you’re fucking stupid. $LUNA I know some dumbass newbies are reading this article, so let me tell you about the purpose of LUNA. Basically, when UST is minted, the dollar equivalent in LUNA gets burned (and vice-versa). …

Don’t even read the article…just buy the fucking token already. In this beautifully written article, I shall bless you with my knowledge on ARCx Money, a project that might make all the dumbass boomers happy about crypto (or maybe not, those humans are fucking dumb). The ARCx concept ARCx is trying to change…

Imagine holding a piece of paper that has lost 98% of it’s value in the last 100 years lmaooooo. Ok, you’re probably broke. I get it. But maybe you want to better yourself and make some PASSIVE INCOME. Well well well…I got just the thing for you. Listen, if you’re…

Yep. You read it right. SushiSwap is better than Uni. Listen here you cucklord, I know you like to trade your dumbass coingecko dog tokens, but you’re doing it on the wrong dex (decentralized exchange). “So what makes SushiSwap better?” ZE WORK ETHIC HABIBI, ZE WORK ETHIC. The suite of products on SushiSwap completely destroys what Uniswap…

How to earn a stable 20% APY without doing shit. You know when you log into your Capital One or Bank of America account and see you made $.02 without doing anything? Imagine instead of making 2 cents, you made $2. Might it entice you if you made $20? Maybe…