Imagine holding a piece of paper that has lost 98% of it’s value in the last 100 years lmaooooo.
Ok, you’re probably broke. I get it. But maybe you want to better yourself and make some PASSIVE INCOME. Well well well…I got just the thing for you.
Listen, if you’re holding dollars in a bank account…you’re dumb as fuck. With how much money the government has printed this year, that is literally the worst thing you could be doing (well, you could be buying dumbass dog tokens on PancakeSwap, so I guess you’re doing ok).
YOU HAVE TO BUY ASSETS HABIBI…ASSETS.
No, I’m not talking about your girlfriends assets (I know you don’t have a girlfriend). I’m talking about assets. Basically, you have to buy things that go up in price over time (or make money by themselves).
$LUNA & $UST
Forget everything anyone has ever told you about money (They are most likely broke anyway). The ONLY assets you should care about are $LUNA & $UST.
Get your notebook out…it’s time to learn.
Quick review on $LUNA & $UST
$LUNA will make you rich.
$UST will make you rich (20% at a time).
Yep. That’s all your dumbass needs to know. I COULD go further in-depth…but I shall not do so in this article (this article isn’t called “$LUNA + $UST Explained”, dumbass).
Here are the docs on $LUNA if you want to learn.
And if you are worried about $UST, read the shit below.
After you read what’s above…come back to this article. I’ll be waiting.
How to buy $LUNA & $UST
Bro…just make a KuCoin account.
- Make an account.
- Deposit $USDT.
- Swap $USDT to $LUNA or $UST.
- Withdraw on the terra chain to your terra wallet.
(KuCoin charges a 4 $UST fee for withdrawals…but if you withdraw with $LUNA they only charge a .1 $LUNA fee…ez clap)
Binance, Bitfinex, Crypto.com and more
You can basically buy $LUNA everywhere (out of these three only Bitfinex has $UST tho).
The Terra Bridge
Bro, go on Sushi and swap whatever you want to $LUNA or $UST. After you do that, use the Terra Bridge.
How to use the bridge
- Connect your Metamask wallet.
- Add your Terra Station wallet address to “Destination Address”.
- Pay smol gas fee and bridge ze funds.
- dat is all to it.
Terra Station
It’s a chrome extension, just like Metamask. You can also download the desktop app if that fancies you more (if you’re one of the weirdos that likes using external 3rd party wallet apps…just close this article and leave me alone…fuckin’ weirdo). Download the extension, make a wallet and save your seed phrase (I save mine in a Minecraft world).
You can download the desktop app here.
You gotta keep it simple dog.
The KuCoin method is probably the most popular and it works great. I personally don’t use DEXes for buying $LUNA / $UST because them swap fees be taxin frfr (but since I’m an $xSUSHI holder I basically get a rebate, ez clap).
Terra Bridge (again)
The same way you bridged your funds in, you can bridge them out (granted you have to swap for $USDC / $USDT and then send it to your CEX).
FUCK NO.
KuCoin is gonna charge your ass 20 $USDT / 10 $USDC to withdraw. That’s the biggest scammaz I’ve ever seen being performed by an exchange.
There’s this dope project called “Kash” that is in development and it looks like it’s a whole fucking bank account (so you can avoid all the steps previously mentioned when it releases).
Crypto.com
I mean, you can just have a debit card on Crypto.com and withdraw to there…that’s probably the best way to do things in this situation (the Crypto.com UI is so fucking dogshit though, but it is what it is).
WEEWOO EMERGENCY ADDITION WEEWOO
You can now use Celsius as an off-ramp (I think you can connect your bank account to the app but idk lul I don’t use that shit).
Look at this.
In Conclusion
Stop complicating shit. It’s easy to buy these two beautiful tokens and get rich (whether it be 20% at a time or not).
