Yep. You read it right. SushiSwap is better than Uni.
Listen here you cucklord, I know you like to trade your dumbass coingecko dog tokens, but you’re doing it on the wrong dex (decentralized exchange).
“So what makes SushiSwap better?”
ZE WORK ETHIC HABIBI, ZE WORK ETHIC.
The suite of products on SushiSwap completely destroys what Uniswap has (btw I barely use Uniswap so if they have some extra shit I don’t know about it’s because the UI is so dogshit that I can’t find it).
First, let’s start with the token, $SUSHI.
$SUSHI
My favorite token of them all. If you buy this, you’re basically betting on SushiSwap becoming the biggest dex of them all (which I think will happen soon).
HABIBI YOU NEED TO LEARN BEFORE YOU BUY.
There’s a plethora (big word for your dumbass, I know) of reasons why you should buy $SUSHI, let’s dive into some.
- Staking
- Kashi
- Farming
- Meowshi
- and some more shit
$xSUSHI
This is what you stake. You swap your $SUSHI for $xSUSHI and then stake it in the SushiBar.
“How much will I make staking this token?”
On average, you’ll make about 13% APR (but since you’re holding this token because it’s one of the best tokens of all time, this is just tamari sauce on top of the roll) (you better fucking laugh at how I took the “icing on the cake” saying and related it to the topic of the article).
Kashi
This is where you can lend your tokens in isolated markets with no impermanent loss. You can also borrow tokens if you want as well. I could talk about what impermanent loss is and all that, but your dumbass will probably stick to swapping eth for meme tokens, so you can learn about that somewhere else.
But…here’s a link if you do want to educate yourself more.
Farming
This is where you buy two tokens, and then you put them into a liquidity pool and earn a portion of the fees the pool generates (you can use the wonderful sushi token for these pools).
I mean yes…but no. Before you jump into these pools, read about impermanent loss (and also I think people need to USE the pool for you to actually earn something, but idk lul I’m not a degenerate farmer).
Meowshi
This shit just came out, and from my research it adds on top of your $xSUSHI yield using potential farming rewards for LP (yes I copied this word for word from one of the people in the discord, don’t hate me).
The Meowshi link is kinda hard to find, so I shall provide it for you.
What does Uniswap have?
Socks! Yes! They have socks! $43,000! Wow!
I mean I guess the socks are cool, but 43 racks? I could fly to Japan and eat sushi + udon for a whole 6 months…and I STILL wouldn’t spend 43k. This shit the biggest scammaz I think I’ve ever seen. Fuck the dog tokens and shit, THIS is the real scammaz in DeFi. peepoLeave.
SAKE vs. UNISOCKS
You cannot compare 888 bottles of refined sake, made by Yasuhiro Ueno in Ageo, Japan, to a pair of fucking Teespring socks. I should slap your dumbass for even thinking the two are comparable.
Tbh, this is probably the coolest fucking project I’ve ever seen in defi. Not only are they releasing this exclusive sake, I also heard that there’s a documentary in the works.
Just wait until they start working with world-class sushi chefs in Japan that only let you try their sushi after you redeem your “sake-like” tokens.
What else does Uniswap have?
Well, they have liquidity pools, governance votes, and you can swap on different chains. That’s basically it.
It’s only a matter of time until SushiSwap becomes the main dex in DeFi.
But I’m not done talking about SushiSwap. There’s more.
Miso
I don’t want this article to be long as fuck, but Miso is a launchpad for tokens (and the best one I’ve ever seen).
One of the good things about Miso is that the tokens you see drop on here aren’t your trash scam shit tokens. They’re actual protocols.
It annoys me how undervalued sushi is.
Shoyu
Out of all the NFT marketplaces I’ve ever seen (and holy fuck I’ve seen so many), this is by far the nicest one.
I have never bought an NFT…but once Shoyu comes out I think I finally will.
Just look at all the planning they do.
Shoyu isn’t out yet, but they said v0 will drop in August.
Merch
Ok…I know you’re probably an ugly reddit neckbearder who has no drip, but in the small chance you’re not, sushi has merch (there is a merch-line called “uniwhales” on the website, but it’s not a unicorn so I don’t count it as Uniswap merch) (imagine buying clothes with a fucking unicorn on it lmaooo).
Click the link below. Now. @loldefi will follow me on twitter if you do pepelaugh.
7/20
I don’t even know what’s on 7/20.
A Sushichain? A Sushi statue in New York? I have no clue mr. reader.
Shit looks dope as fuck tho.
In Conclusion
SushiSwap is underrated as fuck, and one day it’ll surpass Uniswap. Not only is SushiSwap superior, Uniswap has recently been fucking up (I know you saw that $20,000,000 education fund fuckup or whatever it was).
